Another day, another disappointment...
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After all the chaos of recent days, the car ride, the abduction, the strange lady poking at my belly - I decided that today would be different. Peaceful. Civilised. A day of quiet recovery for a cat of my stature. My revenge could wait. I’m not saying I hold grudges… I just file them alphabetically. Forever.
You’d think betrayal would come with thunder and drama. Instead, it arrived softly — in the form of breakfast
Morning light spilled across the hallway like a spotlight on destiny.There it was again… the staircase. Our old enemy. The overly complicated human invention.
Morning began, as all great disasters do, with curiosity. We gathered at the base of the staircase - our Mount Everest, the ultimate mystery. My brother crouched low, eyes locked on the first step like a soldier about to storm enemy lines. My sister twitched her tail, ready for glory. And me? I supervised, naturally.
Dinner time arrived, and at last, Ben presented the evening’s sustenance. My whiskers twitched with anticipation… only to droop in disappointment. A bowl of wet slop and a bowl of crunchy pebbles. Really? This was my grand feast? Did he mistake me for a common alley cat?
The decision had been made. All three of us were going. My heroic escape had not only saved me from the plastic prison, it had saved my siblings too. Victory! Or so I thought… until the next challenge revealed itself.
